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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
A Couple of Useless Twats
Take off the masks! Take off the masks! Here piggy, piggy. Here piggy, piggy.
OMG, I scroll dwon after my comment and here they are in all their glory...what putz's. Oh damn, is there an s on that word like that? OMG I'll be up all night trying to figure it out, hahaha!
I'm giggling like a useless twat over here. Are these real people? I wonder where they make these. I want to visit these people and see this picture on their mantle with this title over it.
Welcome, Herbert! Thanks for checking out my site and for commenting. Yes, unfortunately these are real (but plastic, as in surgery) people. They are two moronic imbeciles that are on a reality TV show here called The Hills. The show is utterly mind-numbing.
I don't think you would want to visit these two twats because they aren't bright enough to talk about anything of substance. You would probably nod off.
Please come back and visit soon. Any friend of Shane's is a friend of mine.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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They're actually kinda attractive, so long as they leave the masks on.
I read on a medical blog that those face masks are useless..
do you read "what would Tyler Durden do" He hates these two also.
They haven't quite got the Islamic thing right, have they?
Hi Mimi. Welcome to the warped world that is Sarcastic Bastard. Thanks for joining us and for commenting.
You're right, the masks do help.
Best,
SB
Nellie,
Welcome to you! Glad I made you laugh. That's why I do it.
Thanks for checking the site out and for commenting. Visit again.
Peace,
SB
Lou,
Hi dahling. You are the second person who has mentioned that they thought I might like the Tyler Durden site. I will scope it out.
Love you,
SB
OMG, I scroll dwon after my comment and here they are in all their glory...what putz's. Oh damn, is there an s on that word like that? OMG I'll be up all night trying to figure it out, hahaha!
I'm giggling like a useless twat over here. Are these real people? I wonder where they make these. I want to visit these people and see this picture on their mantle with this title over it.
Welcome, Herbert! Thanks for checking out my site and for commenting. Yes, unfortunately these are real (but plastic, as in surgery) people. They are two moronic imbeciles that are on a reality TV show here called The Hills. The show is utterly mind-numbing.
I don't think you would want to visit these two twats because they aren't bright enough to talk about anything of substance. You would probably nod off.
Please come back and visit soon. Any friend of Shane's is a friend of mine.
Best,
SB
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