The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
hahahaha! oh Johnny, you really should just let SB emulate Patsy; your attempt at Pats's hairdo is just not cutting the quadruple-milled champagne-dijon mustard, sweetie dahhhhling. (but of course we love you regardless)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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hahahaha! oh Johnny, you really should just let SB emulate Patsy; your attempt at Pats's hairdo is just not cutting the quadruple-milled champagne-dijon mustard, sweetie dahhhhling. (but of course we love you regardless)
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