The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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oh my god. i dont have the perfect body but i used to be a lifemodel when i was 16-18 for local art classes, but i guess i dont exactly need a big pair of tits to please a man, whereas im sure most people would go as far to say he couldn't please a women with a penis that small. so why would he want to show it off? well i dont think he expected it to be shown around the world on youtube but hey, what he was saying, just confirms that he probably dont really care. i went to a nudist beach before, and posing nude for art classes, people are far too hung up on nudity and perfection. i loved to sit there for a few hours thinking of nothing in a single position, meditating basically, while people drew me. i can understand why he feels so good around like that.
HOWEVER... if he had any sense he would of just put his clothes back on then stripped off later on when the cops had gone. no point in preaching to policemen... they ain't gonna change shit, they just gotta uphold the current laws. you can never beat the cops so duck around them. man, the way they tasered him... wasn't that fucking damn well dangerous???? i swear if that were me id probably have a heart attack and be dead by now. that son of a bitch of a copper. i bet if it were just one person with a camera he would of gone nuts and took it but what could he do with a crowd that big. where was this; did he recieve discipline?
LOL and I thought a good jolt of electricity was meant to get ya hard..works for me anyway..Oww If I had a dick that small, I wouldn't even leave my house, let alone flash it.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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oh my god. i dont have the perfect body but i used to be a lifemodel when i was 16-18 for local art classes, but i guess i dont exactly need a big pair of tits to please a man, whereas im sure most people would go as far to say he couldn't please a women with a penis that small. so why would he want to show it off? well i dont think he expected it to be shown around the world on youtube but hey, what he was saying, just confirms that he probably dont really care. i went to a nudist beach before, and posing nude for art classes, people are far too hung up on nudity and perfection. i loved to sit there for a few hours thinking of nothing in a single position, meditating basically, while people drew me. i can understand why he feels so good around like that.
HOWEVER... if he had any sense he would of just put his clothes back on then stripped off later on when the cops had gone. no point in preaching to policemen... they ain't gonna change shit, they just gotta uphold the current laws. you can never beat the cops so duck around them. man, the way they tasered him... wasn't that fucking damn well dangerous???? i swear if that were me id probably have a heart attack and be dead by now. that son of a bitch of a copper. i bet if it were just one person with a camera he would of gone nuts and took it but what could he do with a crowd that big. where was this; did he recieve discipline?
LOL
and I thought a good jolt of electricity was meant to get ya hard..works for me anyway..Oww
If I had a dick that small, I wouldn't even leave my house, let alone flash it.
Heya Naomi,
Great to hear from you! Thanks for reading.
I don't know where this was--some big music festival they have every year called Coachella.
Yes, the po-pos were sort of awful, but it's hard to deal with a fucked up stubborn person, man. Ha.
Yeah, me neither, Nick. Flashing that piece took balls--no pun intended.
Love ya.
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