Does the placement of our Dear Lord's hands in this photo bother anyone else, or is it just me?I mean I know that God/Jesus are supposed to be ever-present with all of us, but I really do hope the Christ has better things to do than join us for a round of golf.
I have an Aunt who thinks Jesus helps her find shit she has misplaced. She really does. Her ass praises Jesus all the time (THANK YOU, JESUS!) when she find her glasses or a book she misplaced. I tell her--okay that makes sense, Teta--people are dying of cancer right now, BUT SOMEHOW Jesus has the time to locate your damn belongings. Okay, that makes sense.
And obviously, Jesus also has time for a round of golf. Is something fucked up here, or is it just me? I think the Jeez needs a little help prioritizing. Can we get the Lord our God a personal assistant or some shit? His ass needs help with effective use of time.
4 comments:
He really needs to perfect his grip; that girl could easily escape!
Thanks for commenting, Vincent. Welcome to our warped vision of the world here at Sarcastic Bastard.
Stop by again. I can tell you'll fit in well here. Ha.
LMAO! Maybe I should apply for the job. I'd make a wonderful personal assistant to Jesus.
I found that scene spiritually uplifting. You never have to worry about about a bad slice when you have Jesus guiding you.
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