The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Did They Embalm this Ho?
Sharon Stone is hot, man. I need to know what wrinkle cream she uses. Damn! Or maybe it's the fact that she has been divorced for awhile and has no man around to give her shit. Maybe that keeps a bitch young.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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