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Thursday, April 30, 2009
I've Got a Dyslexic Heart
Some of my favorite lyrics of all time: Is this your name or a doctor's eye chart? I try to comprehend you, but I've got a dyslexic heart.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
1 comment:
I love this song!!! "a half-angel, half-tart" GREAT lyrics!!
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