The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thursday, April 16, 2009
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This month's winner! And he's sort of working that Johnny Depp Pirates of the Carribean thing, too. My ass can't resist that shit.
This man represents the best of the American spirit, people. Can you say entrepreneur?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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