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Thursday, April 16, 2009
Crackhead Barbie
Can you help a bitch out? This ho needs some Frizz-Ease and panties. Pony up, motherfuckers!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I love love love the panties at the heels.
Yes, Crackhead Barbie's a real hottie, eh? Sistah's ready to clientele!
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