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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Christina Ricci and Boyfriend
One question: How does he get it in?
And don't be all coy and precious, you know that question popped into your head first thang, too. If you ARE precious, this is not the blog for you!
I hate to tell you but that's sort of what Mr. Moon and I look like. And honey- it all works out. We're the same height lying down. And I'm, well, spoiled.
Yeah, I once dated this big gorgeous Black dude, he was really sweet too. I was PISSED when we got in the sack and it wasn't even a mouthfull. In his case the myth was an opposite. An other sweet black guy I dated was practically a little person. I gave him the nickname Tripod. Go figure. Blah, probably tmi. He does look like a dad walking with his little girl though.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
15 comments:
SB,
You are right...I was thinking...I'm not too precious, but I put the pic out of my mind quickly.
Peace...
Stuffs it like a Butterball turkey?
Their lube bill must be tremendous...
oO
If you saw Black Snake Moan, you might have an idea. Of course, he might be a vienna sausage too.
Jenn,
That made me laugh. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Love ya,
SB
All This Trouble,
Great analogy. Couldn't have said it better myself!
Love,
SB
afk4life,
Good one and so true!
Much love,
SB
Syd,
That was funny. I had a neighbour who used to call them Viney Sausages. I haven't had that jelly-packed preservative-filled shit in years.
Love,
SB
I hate to tell you but that's sort of what Mr. Moon and I look like. And honey- it all works out. We're the same height lying down. And I'm, well, spoiled.
You KNOW that was 1st on my mind!
She has to have stock in some good lube...unless he...naaaa
Stay Up
Yeah, I once dated this big gorgeous Black dude, he was really sweet too. I was PISSED when we got in the sack and it wasn't even a mouthfull. In his case the myth was an opposite. An other sweet black guy I dated was practically a little person. I gave him the nickname Tripod. Go figure.
Blah, probably tmi.
He does look like a dad walking with his little girl though.
Ms. Moon,
Glad to know it works out, honey.
sKILLz,
Your comment made me laugh.
You stay up, too!
Love,
SB
Too funny, Malchik. I guess one never knows.
Love,
SB
Dude, yes! WTF?
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