I will crawl around your house and do cat-like things in exchange for only cat food, water, a litter box, and occasional treats. Cat-cats are more of a hassle than human-cats. If you are looking to adopt a cat-cat and have been researching the matter you already know what I mean. There is less research to be done on human-cats, so let a friendly little fellow into your house today and be one of the first to spearhead a fledgeling community.
I will not speak or do anything human-like, only cat-like. I look out windows, become enthralled with small objects, run across the house in the middle of the night and make a terrifying sound in the corner, nuzzle you with my head, etc. You must take care of me as you would a cat-cat.
Email me for details.
[Uhhhhhmmmmmmmm, NO.]
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Won't do anything human-like... except type english words and post weird fucking craigslist ads.
why DO they go nuts at 3am huh
Mango runs around the living room and meows loudly to herself about 1 hr after ive gone to bed, then she gets her black toy mouse and drops it in my lap and i have to throw it in the kitchen and she plays fetch for 15 min
Ewwww! I feel a little violated.
Steph,
That made me laugh.
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