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Thursday, December 3, 2009
Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Family
I have been drinking Pabst with Clamato juice. I think I may be evolving into an 80 year old man. I still don't like listening to baseball on the radio, though, so maybe I'm okay.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
With this an the metamucil, i am a little worried about you. Just don't start screaming at servers in restaurants and you should be okay.
Or saying, "This reminds me of a story..."
Alright, enlighten me.. What the hell is Clamato juice? Olive juice? Clam juice mixed with Tomato juice? The sound is simply putrid!
But, whatever gets you through the day baby. I hope it tastes better than it sounds!
xo pf
PF,
Yeah, clam juice mixed with tomato juice. It's some good tasty-assed shit. I love it. Very salty and tangy.
SB
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