The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
More Shit SB Says
I decided, instead of dwelling on the sadness of the divorce, to focus on something more positive. I'm not going to court to get divorced. I'm going to get THE MONEY.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Absolutely - get the damn money.
"She got the goldmine, I got the shaft."
And save some of that money to come visit us. I mean it!
Ms. Moon,
I said I was a visitin', and by Jesus, I'm a visitin'.
Love, SB.
DTG, I loves you, too!
Jeannie,
Absolutely goddamn fucking right, sister. You know it.
Yay!?
xo
And everything else.
Perfect! Great change in attitude.
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