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Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Normal, Illinois
I have a semi-regular reader from Normal, Illinois. That shit makes me laugh.
That would be me. We moved here from Austin, TX in '97. I told my Dad that no way could I live in a town named Normal. It was either that or flunk out of college.
There is a movie called Leaving Normal. There are 2 lead characters, both women. I think one is Jennifer Tilly. The older one I forget her name, but she is incredible too. Great movie. Thanks for reminding me of it!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
We always get the giggles when we go through Weed, CA. We's mature like that.
That's awesome! I'm thinking your semi-regular reader may not fit into Normal as well as he or she would like.
Ben Folds talks about Normal Illinois in a song called Effington. I love that song.
Erin,
I love Ben Folds.
That would be me. We moved here from Austin, TX in '97. I told my Dad that no way could I live in a town named Normal. It was either that or flunk out of college.
And, Ms. Moon? I am far from normal!
There is a movie called Leaving Normal. There are 2 lead characters, both women. I think one is Jennifer Tilly. The older one I forget her name, but she is incredible too. Great movie. Thanks for reminding me of it!
There's a town near where I grew up in Texas named Cut and Shoot.
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