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Monday, December 14, 2009
Seminar Tomorrow So I Won't Be Posting
I have a seminar to attend tomorrow, motherfuckers, so I highly doubt I will be posting. I'll be back on Wednesday.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Tuesday can't be worse than today. Have fun tomorrow. If not, bring a flask.
I hate when life gets in the way of my blogging.
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