The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
PS My boss at work noticed today that I SWORE recently on my blog (oh my). I wanted to say, oh if you only knew my new friend SB. You are a bad influence girly!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Baby chain mail. Who knew?
Wow. I've never seen a baby wearing mail and I could go the rest of my life without seeing it again. Weirdos.
at least the knitwear fetish people have something that is practical and can be worn to help reduce their global footprints...
xxalainaxx
Yeah huh? Sheesh.
Thanks for making me laugh.
PS My boss at work noticed today that I SWORE recently on my blog (oh my). I wanted to say, oh if you only knew my new friend SB. You are a bad influence girly!
That made baby Jesus cry.
Oh my. Oh my my my my my...
Bethany,
I've been a bad influence on many in this lifetime. I know that's hard to believe.
Laugh.
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