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Thursday, December 10, 2009
I Don't Have a Goddamn Thing Worth Imparting Today, Motherfuckers
And I'm not going to be a slave to this cocksucking motherfucking blog.
It's cold here in Buttfuck, Ohio, and I'm just a tad grumpy.
Cold and grumpy and complaining my ass off in IL, checking in. Hope you get inspired later, I get antsy when I don't get my SB or Ms. Moon fixes! Wow that was selfish. Sorry. Hope you cheer your grumpy ass up soon my friend, and I'll try to do the same!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Cold and grumpy and complaining my ass off in IL, checking in.
Hope you get inspired later, I get antsy when I don't get my SB or Ms. Moon fixes! Wow that was selfish. Sorry.
Hope you cheer your grumpy ass up soon my friend, and I'll try to do the same!
Yup. Let the grumpiness commence. Wanna come help me hide Mr. Burns' body?
That's all right. We shall still kneel before you.
Jeannie,
Great comment. I love you! Try and stay warm.
SB
Mellie Mel,
Will do!
Sending love,
SB.
Dish,
I love you enough that I, indeed, WOULD help you hide a body. You know it, sistah.
Love, SB.
Actually, don't do it. I don't want to see your ass on World News Tonight. I'd like to have a drink or two with you first.
I hope it gets warmer for you! It is 50 here in Tucson and we are complaining it is cold.
How about a drink or 12? It has been that kind of day...
And I love you too, SB!!!!!
Dish,
Yeah, I'm with you babe.
It is a chilly 52 F here today. I'm not too grumpy at that.
Syd,
Lucky you. That would be a fucking heat wave here. Enjoy it for me.
Love, SB.
Oh look at you sharing all that love. Make it a bottle of tequila and I'm all yours.
hugs and kisses
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