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Monday, December 21, 2009
Shit SB Puts in a Damn E-mail
My adopted sister had a grandma Fran and a grandpa Fran. You'd say, "Fran. . ." and they'd both answer, "Huh?" That shit was fucked up. You couldn't call one of them Frances or Francis either. They'd get all peevish.
huh? I'm such a simpleton that I feel there must be some other meaning to this beside the obvious...
Since I have nothing really to say about it, I will just say I hope you are having fun and maybe even seeing a little bit of sunshine along side the snow. xo pf
LOL. I hate that shit too. Did you ever read The Sound and the Fury? Such a hard book and then they have to go mess with you and name two different characters Quentin. Argh!!!!
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huh? I'm such a simpleton that I feel there must be some other meaning to this beside the obvious...
Since I have nothing really to say about it, I will just say I hope you are having fun and maybe even seeing a little bit of sunshine along side the snow.
xo
pf
You know what makes me laugh? My mothers maiden name and my fathers name were the same..Every time I fill paperwork out they have to question it..lol
I'd call them Franma and Franpa.
I think that "Peevish Elders" would make a great name for a rock band or a novel. Maybe both.
Love you, darling...M
Mr. M,
That shit is a trip. We be trippin, my brothah.
Jeannie,
Good idea, toots! They're dead now, but if it ever happens again, I'll remember your fine idea.
Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
Yeah. Peevish elders just came to me out of the blue. I'm merely a conduit of greatness in the written word. Laugh.
LOL. I hate that shit too. Did you ever read The Sound and the Fury? Such a hard book and then they have to go mess with you and name two different characters Quentin. Argh!!!!
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