Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The Damn Germans Are Filthy-Minded

They keep logging on to look at my old Dead Porn Stars feature. I didn't even know Germans had penises. Didn't they have to surrender their junk after the war?


The Dish said...

Good thing that's not true, some of my relatives would not be here.

michelle said...

Oh SB, you make me giggle

Mary LA said...

Wrong SB! -- they got to keep their floppy wurlitzers and become self-identified porn addicts. From Krafft-Ebing's Psychopathia sexualis to the Famed Squirrel signifies progress!

Your verification word is 'gylach' which sounds like a dead Welsh porn star

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mary LA,
The dead Welsh porn star thing cracked me up.

Thanks for reading.

Love, SB.

white rabbit said...

As it happens, the Germans have enormous penises. They like to paint them grey and put the word out that they are in fact the gun barrels of Panzer tanks. They have succesfully invaded a number of countries this way.

They only lost World War II after Field Marshal von Schnardork failed to attain elevation on his grey appendage after the appropriately named Battle of the Bulge despite thinking very hard indeed about Brunhilde from Wagner's Ring Cycle. The message to allied command that he had had quite a bit to drink, had been feeling a bit off lately and this had never happened before and could he try again in the morning was dismissed with cruel laughter.

Just think what would have happened to the course of history had the Field Marshal, erm, got one up.

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Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
That's one of the funniest comments I've ever read. Thanks. I needed the laugh today.



Petit fleur said...

Damn Wabbit! That was awesome!

I had an uncle who was in the Battle of the Bulge... I always thought that was a curious name~