Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I'd Still Fuck Sebastian Bach

And may I just say if Bas can get fat, then NO ONE is immune to fighting the chunk. That fucker was a total fucking string bean when he was younger, and now he wears a shirt that says: Property of Celebrity Fat Club (Chub?).

It happens, motherfuckers--the middle-age spread. It happens. Even to the gods of rock.

7 comments:

Jeannie said...

I don't have a clue who this dude is. But middle aged spread is so real. I'm almost twice the woman I once was. I carry it well but shit! I need to get rid of it.

Bethany said...

So true SB.
So damn true.

The Dish said...

Yeah, I would still fuck him too. To hell with the middle age spread, it can kiss my lily white ass.

Lori said...

Everyone except Mick, lol...not an ounce of fat on that pretty boy. Yeah, Sebastian is do-able, spread and all. We all need something to hold onto these days, might as well be some jelly roll. I never did like really skinny men..EXCEPT MICK..

gingermagnolia said...

Oh HELL YES. That dude is still hot. I don't care if he's chunky!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
You and me both, babe.

Love you.

Kat Skratch said...

I'm with you.

Though I prefer Nikki Sixx, though I'm not sure I'd fuck him without a condom or anything. He's prolly got the ghonasyphalitis.