Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Cocksucking Snow Is Headed Our Way

Buttfuck, Ohio is officially under a winter storm WARNING. They are calling for fucking 4 to 8 inches of snow, beginning in the wee hours tomorrow morning. GREAT.

The fuckers in the cube down the aisle from me have already starting speculating about the weather and potential snowfall incessantly and checking the damn satellite maps every hour. I feel like shouting: WHAT WILL HAPPEN, WILL HAPPEN! LET'S WORRY ABOUT IT THEN, SHALL WE? GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!

[SB used to be a supervisor. I had a knack for that shit.]


Ms. Moon said...

I wish you were MY supervisor.
Sorry about the snow. I think it's supposed to get in the thirties again here this weekend and I'm all, "WTF?! We already did that."
By the way, that dude needs to put on some pants.

The Dish said...

I really feel the need to drive to PA and beat the shit out of that rodent. Wait, they are supposed to be getting even more snow than we are. I better not.

Kathleen Scott said...

That's some foot in that sock.

Sorry about your snow. Any chance you'll get a day at home with the moogies?

Bethany said...

What will happen, will happen.
You are so Zen.
Good luck with snow.
And that man on the slide.

the walking man said...

Hey SB...hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaaha that shit is passing Detroit AGAIN!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

So far we don't have a single dicking snowflake. The meteorologists have shit for brains.

Love, SB.

Syd said...

I think that the dude needed to take his wood over to DC and knock on some doors there. They are buried in. We just got rain.