Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Quote of the Day

When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell "Stop!" to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn.

--Mormon Guide to Self-Control

[Uhhhmmm, okay. That'll work.]

9 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

Now on an endless loop in my brain:

STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

afk4life said...

SB
Shouldn't that be 'stop, oh baby, stop, oooh, oh, stooopppp!'?
Doug

Ms. Moon said...

Why do all these religions believe that their god put our junk where we can get to it so easily? Huh? Simple design flaw? Not very godlike.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
A good point, as usual.

The Dish said...

Another good reason why I am not mormon.

gingermagnolia said...

Hmmm, yeah. Methinks that wouldn't work too well.

Mr.Mischief said...

I agree with Ms.Moon, I mean, wouldn't it be in the middle of your back where you can't reach it then? Granted I still can because of double jointed-ness, but still

michelle said...

hmmmm.... I oughta try that

white rabbit said...

Blimey! What's the all time Mormon record for not twanging the wire? They should have a competition.

DON'T KNOCK ONE OUT AND WIN A CADILLAC

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