Monday, February 8, 2010

Fun with Spanish Curse Words

In an effort to eradicate some of the ignorant arrogance of my countrymen, SB is going to start featuring a little useful Spanish to enlighten you dumb motherfuckers. [This is not directed at my non-American friends, but if you want to learn along with us, that's okay.]

Today, we are featuring the phrase Hijo de puta (e-hho-deh-PU-tah), which translates roughly to son-of-a-bitch (or more accurately: son-of-a-whore).

Sentence usage: That Hijo de puta stole my motherfucking car, motherfucker.

17 comments:

Jeannie said...

Oh thank you! thank you! I desperately need to learn these phrases for when we have our place in Belize. I'll need to know what they are saying about la gringa behind my back.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

De nada, Jeannie. De nada. My pleasure.

afk4life said...

SB
Hmmm, I always went with 'hijo de la gran putaña' or 'hijo bastardo de la gran putaña', maybe 'hijo maricón de la gran putaña' sometimes. Contextually I think it's used in a sentence like 'chuparme, hijo bastardo maricón de la gran putaña'...^_^
Doug

Ms. Moon said...

Let's go to Mexico!

Kathleen Scott said...

This post took me back.

Lotta years ago I asked a friend to teach me some Spanish phrases I could yell out of the car window in traffic. I was working on limiting my swearing at the time and my wean-off method was spitting, and that didn't translate well out the car window...anyway, I learned hijo de vaca (son of a cow), idiota sin cesos (brainless idiot), and the crowning glory--reserved for SERIOUS traffic violations--which translated to "Curse you from your grandmother's gloves to your future son's boots". That one took some practice.

My friend told me I could get knifed for any of the above, so exercise judgment. We all know how much judgment to ascribe to a woman who shouts insults out of car windows.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

there are more goodies here for you to be used in conjunction with puta

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=puta

xxalainaxx

Lori said...

This is too weird. I have been searching for translations in Dutch and Spanish. I decided I want to be multi-lingual so I can cuss at everyone equally in every language. Great minds SB...Due to the snow and the French guy who blocked our car in I now know how to say
Nique ta mere! (neek tah mare)It means "fuck you mother" basically in French..see how the internet is such a useful learning tool?

Bethany said...

so helpful.
thank you.

the walking man said...

Yo nunca aprendí que español hasta que algún hijo de puta dijera que fue el nuevo idioma norteamericano. El bastardo que está, chino es el nuevo idioma norteamericano y yo no aprenderé esa mierda.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Fuck yeah! ROAD TRIP!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
I honk and shout insults, also. My ex-husband used to say it was going to be me beat or shot. Whatever.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, Miss A.!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks for the tip, Lori.

Bethany, you are welcome, babe. De nada.

Walking Man, Que?

Love you all.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Walking Man,
Did you say something about not understanding shit? Que?

Syd said...

I wanted to learn another foreign language. Thanks SB.

PS: in German, it is der Scheißkerl

the walking man said...

someone told me that Spanish was going to replace English, the son of a bitch was wrong, Chinese is going to be the English.

Lori said...

WM- That was probably one of your more brilliant and true comments. It's also true..wanna play with some lead paint toys?