Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Fuck You Fuck Fucking Fucker (a poem by SB)

Fuck you, you fuck fucking fucker
with your stick-on fish
and Bush bumpersticker
in your gas-guzzling SUV from HELL

[Sometimes, I'm just inspired.]

8 comments:

Glimmer said...

I don't know, I think you may be losing your edge.

Much love, Glim

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Glimmer,
I hope to hell not. Laugh.

Love, SB.

Ms. Moon said...

Has a nice beat. I think I could dance to it.

mrs. miss alaineus said...

you need to add a second verse where the gas guzzling suv's are all parked in front of walmart with 'buy american' stickers on their bumpers.

xxalainaxx

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You could!

Miss A.,
We could be a songwriting duo!

white rabbit said...

Stick on fish???

Why would a person want to stick a fish on themselves?

Scaly fellows that they are (the fish I mean)

All very odd...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
Are you pulling my leg, or don't you guys have stick-on fish that go on your car to symbolize the fact that you are a follower of Christ? Ghastly stuff. I don't think a bumper sticker is the place to advertise your religion. I guess the English would never be that tacky.

My adopted brother is English, and he thinks the big hands we wave at football games are just awful. He's SO right.

white rabbit said...

Oh okayyyyyyyyyyyyy....

They're not nonexistent here but they're not very common either. The big hands are not good either.

wv: linged - as in 'I got really linged last night. You got any painkillers?'