Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Phil Phucked Us Over

Nobody is as funny as Michael over at Dlisted.

Case in point:

That said, I'd like to fucking shoot Phil. ENOUGH OF WINTER! I'm ready to have a nice cold beer in the sun on the cocksucking porch.

I told you I was crabby today!


Kathleen Scott said...

Glad to see you're recovered from yesterday's blahs.

Have been thinking lately that you might like a change of scene, something more southerly, like Austin. Lots of jobs, interesting people, off-beat culture. And, drumroll, No Snow. Although the summers are brutal.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Austin sounds nice. I'd head home to Savannah, though, if I were to leave Buttfuck, Ohio. My family is here. That's why I'm here in this damn Yankee state of bitch winters.

Love you.

Lou said...

I want to know more about John and the comment war.

PS I went to Univ of Texas in Austin, it is a great place, as long as no one climbs up the water tower and starts shooting people

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Good point. I had forgotten about that shooting.

The Dish said...

I would like to drop kick that goddamn groundhog with my pointy toed boot. Bastard.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Moi aussi. For fucking sure.