Wednesday, February 10, 2010

What Would YOU Do for a Klondike Bar?

I'd give a rim job to a leper.

[I like to think up the grossest filthiest possible response to this question whenever I see the commerial or run across an ad. I don't know why. Don't ask.]


Ms. Moon said...

The Moms is gonna love this one.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You know me so well. I thought the same thing before I hit the post button. Admittedly, I like to get her worked up a little.

afk4life said...

Isn't that basically what a Klondike bar is?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

No, it's white ice cream covered by dark chocolately goodness.

Jeannie said...

We don't have klondike bars. Although we do have chocolate covered ice cream bars. I think they just call them chocolate coated ice cream bars. Ice cream bars for short. I wouldn't do anything but pay for them. Bulk price. Cuz I'm cheap.

white rabbit said...

That's pretty damn gross and filthy.

You should probably get a medal...

ODPM - Order of the Dirty Potty Mouth


Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thanks, White Rabbit! I try to be as creatively gross and filthy as I can be.

Love you.