Friday, February 19, 2010

More Corporate Bullshit

Due to the lack of holiday bonuses, raises, promotions in addition to the increase in taxes, health insurance and transportation costs, it has come to our attention the average work cubicle has too many sharp objects.Please turn in all letter openers, scissors, staplers and fine tip pens to the office manager before the end of the day.

Thank you.

Director of Human Resources/Information Technology/Marketing/Corporate Services

4 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I love it! What about plastic forks, I wonder.

The Dish said...

I think Mr. Burns might want to start hiding all of the sharp objects from me. For her own personal protection, of course.

Nellie said...

Wow, I'm boggled. I'm sitting here thinking, "No way, that can't be for real". But it is, right? That's crazy.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nellie,
Yep. Sadly it is for real.

Love you girlfriend.