Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Quote of the Day from Michael at Dlisted

Even though I think child leashes are necessary (no, I don't), I'm glad they weren't around when I was a kid. If they were, my abuelita would've tied my leash to a tree in the backyard and forgot about me. I'd still be there today, and rightly so.

9 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

I would rather leash my child than lose him at a theme park any damn day.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Steph,
SB is ALL FOR child leashing!

Syd said...

I still think that they look strange. Whatever happened to those of us who weren't leashed??? It looks like we're still here.

The Dish said...

That shit made me laugh. I was never leashed, but I should have been!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
You and me both, toots. Fuck yeah.

Jeannie said...

They were around when you were a kid cuz they were around when I was a kid. Lady across the street used it on son #5. I felt sorry for the kid till I had twins and got me 2 of them. Little fuckers pulled Houdinis all the time and got out of them and would run laughing in opposite directions. Evil little shits.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
That's why I never procreated. I would give birth to the spawn of Satan.

Ms. Moon said...

I had the spawn of Satan and I didn't use a leash. I probably should have. But I never lost her. And now she's grown up and lovely.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Are you talking about my dear sweet May May? Fess up.