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Tuesday, February 2, 2010
BIG Fat-Assed Cocksucker
As Morrissey would ask, "When will you die?" Maybe the cigars will help him along.
[Note: The above is SB's (and about half the world's) opinion only. I cannot prove Rush is a cocksucker. He's probably not, because that would be fun, and the conservatives don't want anyone to have any fun EVER.]
Is that Rush Limbodancer? Surely only he would actually call himself "Rush"... what is "Rush" sposed to be short for? Who on earth is he? I had a listen to his radio show ~ for over an hour (is that an audience record?) ~ and just could not get it: "Hi, I'm from Tenessee and I'm a Conservative" "oh hi and thankyou very much goodbye" ~ what kind of a show is that. No content at all!
Thank God for broadcasting restrictions in the UK forbidding anything like that utter CRAP!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
He is an entertainer who desires to shock people and feed their fears. I don't understand how anyone would find him believable.
SB
Just his own, and probably a few Haitian orphans oO
Doug
Is that Rush Limbodancer?
Surely only he would actually call himself "Rush"... what is "Rush" sposed to be short for? Who on earth is he? I had a listen to his radio show ~ for over an hour (is that an audience record?) ~ and just could not get it: "Hi, I'm from Tenessee and I'm a Conservative" "oh hi and thankyou very much goodbye" ~ what kind of a show is that. No content at all!
Thank God for broadcasting restrictions in the UK forbidding anything like that utter CRAP!
Ms. Moon,
And that is why I love you MORE, Ms. Moon!
Gledwood,
Exactly. No content at all. Just a bunch of blowhardism.
Love you. Hope you are out of your funk.
SB
That made me laugh, Ruth!
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