Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Shit SB Says

She was telling me that she doesn't like to attend church with her brother. He goes to some sort of damn Unitarian mess, where they suddenly break into a James Taylor sing-along, mid worship. What the fuck does James Taylor have to do with worship? Also she told me that nobody wants to take charge, because they're a bunch of liberal types, afraid to step on each other's toes and shit, so the whole fuckin' deal is pretty chaotic. They need someone like me to take charge. I'd straighten that shit right out.


Ms. Moon said...

I'll co-preach with ya, babes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Sounds good. We could straighten those bitches out.

Kissa said...

Can we vote for you? Do the Unitarians do it that way? Hehe

white rabbit said...

You could get in the pulpit and - um - use sarcasm! :-O

wv: nudded

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
Yes, definitely.