Tuesday, February 23, 2010

More Shit SB Says

I stopped at Jack's Aquarium & Pets at lunch to pick up some damn over-priced cat food, and this fucking parrot all but jumped on me. It was not cool. I have a distinctive phobia about birds. Fucker was whistling at me and shit. I said, "You can whistle all you want. I am not going to buy you." I did momentarily envision teaching him words like cunt and motherfucker before I pictured the seven cats eating him.

9 comments:

afk4life said...

SB
Two words : buffalo wings. Especially if you trained the parrot to say them :/
<3
Doug

The Dish said...

I share your phobia of birds. Dirty, loud, scary bastards. He would have made a nice treat for the moogies, though!

Mr.Mischief said...

seven cats??? oh my....

Ms. Moon said...

Now see- I love birds. But those parrots have cruel beaks.

Lori said...

I had a fancy bird once..20 years ago. That was enough. I was on drugs when I bought it. That was the dirtiest animal I ever owned!

white rabbit said...

The interest from the parrot could be eyepatch related.

Seeeee....

You're turning into a pirate!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

The shit we'll do while high, huh Lori? Damn.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
Veddy veddy clevah. Good one!

michelle said...

I LOVE YOU SB!

you make me laugh