Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Don't Piss Memaw Betty Off

I don't think Memaw Betty is entirely pleased with Ronnie Jr.'s choice of bride.

Also, the bride is a lard ass, and Memaw does not approve of that shit. Memaw Betty is going to have to lock up her stash of Oreos when Ronnie and the wife drop by, and that's a pain in her ass.


Ms. Moon said...

Well, MeeMaw Betty does have better taste in dresses than the bride does.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
As usual, I am with you on that.

the walking man said...

That chick kinds looks like my sons ex...I would have let her have the damn Oreos rather than have to pay for half their wedding and all of their divorce A YEAR LATER. Where was memaw when I needed her!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Walking Man,
I could have helped your ass out and scared that bitch off. I'm every bit as cranky and mean as Memaw Betty.

Love, SB.

Syd said...

MeMaw is scary. Looks like a man to me.

Ms. Moon said...

Shut-up, Syd! You just wait until you grow old and people won't know if you're a man or a woman. I swear. It sucks getting old when breasts or the lack of, facial hair or the lack of, will not be a determining factor for others when trying to figure out your gender.
But you're right. She is scary. I'm sure she has her reasons. Probably because she's old and looks like a damn man.