Wednesday, February 10, 2010

More Helpful Advice from The Mormon Guide to Self Control

When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

10 comments:

Steph(anie) said...

What? Get into a room with some other family member? What the fuck are they leading up to? Sick fuckers!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, Steph, those Mormons are a wily lot. You have to read a little into what they are ACTUALLY saying.

afk4life said...

SB
The family that lays together, stays together ^_^
Doug

The Dish said...

I wouldn't even be able to rinse all the conditioner out of my hair in 4-5 minutes. Dumbasses.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
That was fucking funny and TRUE.

Kat Skratch said...

I can't believe the fucking mo's publish this bs.

I love long baths... Not to mention masturbation... Buuuuut that's just me. ;)

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Creepy shit! Why would the church even put out something like that?!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kat,
Me too!

Melly Mel,
Glad you are back, woman. Don't ask me why the fucking Mormons do what they do. That shit is nuts.

Love you both, SB.

Syd said...

I knew that there was a reason that I don't talk to them when they come by with their pamphlets.

Kat Skratch said...

I don't talk to them because they are bat shit CRAZY.

no real offense intended!

Kat