Wednesday, February 10, 2010

More Helpful Advice from The Mormon Guide to Self Control

When you bathe, do not admire yourself in a mirror. Never stay in the bath more than five or six minutes -- just long enough to bathe and dry and dress AND THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5 comments:

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, Steph, those Mormons are a wily lot. You have to read a little into what they are ACTUALLY saying.

afk4life said...

SB
The family that lays together, stays together ^_^
Doug

The Dish said...

I wouldn't even be able to rinse all the conditioner out of my hair in 4-5 minutes. Dumbasses.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
That was fucking funny and TRUE.

Syd said...

I knew that there was a reason that I don't talk to them when they come by with their pamphlets.