Friday, February 19, 2010

A Notice to Employees

The new microwave in the lunch room is only about a week old and ALREADY it looks as if someone has jacked off all over the inside of it. Please have a little respect for other people and clean up after yourselves.

Thank you.

8 comments:

Petit fleur said...

Good one!

Ms. Moon said...

You work in an interesting environment. Love you!

Mr.Mischief said...

eww...gives new meaning to the term "a quicky"

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I love you too!

The Dish said...

I got so tired of cleaning up after Mr. Burns that I stopped doing it. You should see this damn place, and I don't care!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
I wouldn't clean up after her sorry ass either. What a dumb bitch.

You are not alone in your suffering. I suffer right along with (in spirit).

Kathleen Scott said...

Don't ALL lunchroom microwaves look like that? I thought they came that way.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Kathleen,
This may be true, my dear. Quite possibly.