Friday, February 5, 2010

You Only Have TWO Days Left to Vote, Motherfuckers! GET BUSY.

If you haven't voted for the most talentless thespian in the SB poll on the right side of this page, do that shit NOW. Only TWO measly days left. People died so you indolent motherfuckers could vote. DO YOUR DUTY!

Only ONE vote per motherfucker, so DON'T EVEN THINK about loading the ballet box, so to speak, especially you damn slimy republican assholes! SB doesn't trust YOU PEOPLE for shit.

8 comments:

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Jessica Simpson
WHO DAT?

Lori said...

SB- Uh, this motherfucker did vote missy. We are not voting in Florida, so I think our votes are safe....

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
This is true. Thank Jesus.

Ms. Moon said...

I have never (thank-you, Jebus) seen Jessica Simpson act. So I can't say. My vote would be invalid. I AM in Florida and we know about invalid votes.

Lou said...

They ALL suck. But I will try to narrow it down.

the walking man said...

Chuck Norris isn't even worthy of being called a douche bag.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Walking Man,
Amen to that shit, my brother.

Syd said...

I voted...only once.