Monday, February 8, 2010

Vanity Will Keep Us Celibate

Don't worry Moms, now that I'm divorced, I'm not going to run out and start whoring around and shit. Vanity will keep us celibate. I wouldn't want anyone to see my fat naked ass.

[And Morrissey had better not steal Vanity Will Keep Us Celibate for the title of his new single, unless he sends me a free copy.]

4 comments:

Gledwood said...

Vanity also keeps most of us, male and female, from the public swimming baths.

Do you think they do Dimmer Switch Evening Sessions (TM) with low light in changing rooms and poolside for the shy amongst us?

afk4life said...

SB
What? You're not going to pick up a little extra doing cams on the BBW sites? :)
<3
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
Dimmer Switch Evening Sessions makes me laugh. Such a polite way to put it.

You are loved.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
Fuck no, but if I finally get this weight off, I might decide to be a damn whore after all.