Thursday, February 11, 2010

Shit the Moms Says

Are you sure it was okay that the accupuncture lady stuck a needle in the top of your head? She could be another Jeffrey Dahmer.

13 comments:

Jeannie said...

I'd like to try acupuncture.

Giving up booze is hard. GABA helps a bit.

Cary Grant is dreamy.

I read a book that had a lot of Morrissey references. I think it was called The Wrong Boy. I didn't know who Morrissey was at the time and had to google him to see if he was real. He is apparently.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Yeah, Morrissey was the lead singer of the English group, The Smiths. He is now solo. He is my favorite artist, along with Rufus Wainwright.

Love you, Jeannie. Hope all is well. Thanks for reading me.

SB

Ms. Moon said...

Your Moms loves you. I love you too.

afk4life said...

SB
I did acupuncture once and it worked out. Though I did have fun, first appointment the guy spent like ten minutes explaining the needles were real small and wouldn't hurt. Though he was right, I made sure I screamed the first one he stuck me with just to scare the shit out of him, now that was funny as hell. :)
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
And I love you!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
That is funny. The needles in my ear fucking well hurt, I can tell you. My stomach is my big trouble spot, and the accupuncturist said that the ears correspond to the stomach so that may be why it hurts so much. I had about five needles in each fucking ear.

afk4life said...

SB
You must have looked fairly goth with all those needles in your ears :p Are they using the giant long ones (Chinese) or the tiny ones (Japanese)?
Doug

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Doug,
Short ones. Thank Christ.

afk4life said...

SB
Damn, those don't hurt at all. I bet you got scared watching 'Paranormal Activity' didn't you? ^_^
Doug

michelle said...

But you walked out with all your parts intact.

Right?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Michelle,
As far as I know, babe.

honeyluna said...

You think the ear acupuncture is helping you at all? I've had some pretty bad stomach problems for most of my life and lately have been contemplating the idea of sticking myself with needles. I'm curious to know if it's working for ya.

Petit fleur said...

Your mom is funny. My mom says strange things like that and it perfectly serious, as I wander off giggling to myself. Very sweet and mommish.

xo