Tuesday, February 23, 2010

To Celebrate Drugs Awareness Month

Introducing Crackhead Barbie! Bitch has even got chola brows. That shit looks like it was drawn on with a brown Sharpie.

Actually, this doll sort of reminds me of a member of my family, who shall be nameless. Ho is all hard-looking, with a bad dye job and shit. Bitch's damn hair looks like a bad weave. I ain't namin' names, because I might still be in the will. You've got to look ahead, motherfuckers. If I teach your dumb asses nothing else, let it be that.

5 comments:

The Dish said...

That is some scary ass shit, right there. Scarier still that she reminds you of a relative.

Ms. Moon said...

This made my day.

Lori said...

I work with someone who looks identical to this Barbie. I am not in her will. Laura.....God, you bring out the evilness in me...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
I bring out the evilness in EVERYBODY. It's my job, toots.

Laugh.

grasshopper said...

Oh, SB, you'll like this:

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/wghp-pg-faces-of-meth,0,938349.photogallery?index=kswb-pg-faces-of-meth-007

The first one is the very best.