Friday, February 5, 2010

Shit SB Says

How's come every motherfucker and his brother has written a book? And most people who write books have the most uninteresting lives. You couldn't pay me to read that boring shit. And yes, I am jealous, because I have the attention span of a fruit fly and can't sustain a plot.

10 comments:

May said...

There should be a Sarcastic Bastard book. I would buy every copy.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Thank you, darling May. The Moon/Thigpens are my biggest fans. I love y'all.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

Here's a plot for you
A group of Wican's go in search of the ellusive word 'fuck' they have heard a rumour that 12th century monks carried the said 'fuck' word across europe and buried it deep under the floor of a church in Scotchland, they are first put onto this by looking at the Wican version of the Last Supper (a meal incidently eaten at Ben and Jerry's, (Cinncinatti) and there above their heads as they eat is etched into the wall the word 'FUCK'
Just an idea SB
NIck

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Nick,
I implore you, PLEASE BE CAREFUL. You do not want a bunch of angry Wiccan traffic to your blog. Trust me on this.

Love you,

SB.

Put The Lotion In The Basket said...

AH FUCK EM

Jeannie said...

I would like an interesting life and then the obsession to write about it.

Lou said...

Have you noticed how many bloggers thinks they can write a book.

white rabbit said...

I've written several books and even got one published...

*memo to self: get a life*

You should go for it sarcers, you could do it and write a book - preferablya bestseller. Bloody funny it would be too.

Dare ya!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
You and me both.

Lou,
Yes, dear, I have.

White Rabbit,
Despite your literary leanings, SB loves you.

Syd said...

We call Sarah Palin's book Going Rouge. It fits I think.