Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Stitches Came Out

I took Bella Puppini to the vet last night to get the stitches removed from her spaying surgery. She only growled a little at the vet as the stitches came out. Right after the vet assistant let her ass go, Puppini hopped back into the cat carrier and crouched down really low so that nobody could see her through the netting (yeah, right). Bitch lowered her ears even. Clearly, she was trying to tell the vet that she had had enough of their fucking shit, and her incensed ass was going home. Puppini is gifted with smarts like that. I think I need a bumper sticker about how smart my cat is in comparison to all you other fuckers' felines.

Blogging experts say the number one way to lose readers is to discuss your children or your pets on your blog. Fuck you blog experts, you bunch of pussies.


Ms. Moon said...

God. If I couldn't talk about my chickens, kids, dogs and grandchild, what would I write about?
Glad for Puppini. Glad for you, too. Give her a little kiss for me.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I will, Ms. Moon. Thanks. Puppini is my favorite. I let her walk all over the stove and countertops. That bitch has privileges.

white rabbit said...

It is said that the way to sell a book is to put cats, Nazis or Princess Di on the cover. If you could get all three on at the same time we are talking massive bestseller ;)

wv: cophopli - sounds like a disease. 'He's come down with the cophopli...'

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
I love Princess Di! I do. I do.

You are funny as shit and SB adores you.

Syd said...

I'm glad that she is back to being a feline with a 'tude. My hounds are going in for a tooth cleaning today.

The Dish said...

Glad she is doing better. Did you really admit to having a favorite? Shhhh, don't let the other moogies hear you!

One of mine is definitely smarter than the other.

Mel said...

Oh, thanks for the laugh, I really needed one this morning. Ha Ha, your cat is for sure smarter than mine, she's a dumb ass!

I think we're as qualified to be blog experts as any other opinions out there, and what the hell do they know?

Hope your kitty isn't pissed for too long and heals up quick. A cat picture would surely get you more followers!

By the way, I've listened all morning to vintage Journey you tube clips, made me feel 1980 for a while...and I read some Steve Perry interviews, because I really miss his voice, and guess what, he said he loves kitties KITTIES KITTIES!!! He's a very nice man.
Hope I haven't cost you more readers, ha!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, actually I have three I favor, but I love all the moggies to death.

Love you, too.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I always liked Steve Perry's voice. I heard that he has turned into sort of a recluse though. Guess if I had his money, I would too.

Love you.


Jeannie said...

That rule applies only to those with stupid boring pets. Dexter goes for the big snip in a few months or next week depending on my mood.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Glad your cat survived and did not bleed out :o)

the walking man said...

More proof that cat people are fucking nuts!

Kathleen Scott said...

This could only be better if you posted a picture of Puppinni. Would Her Highness allow that?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I haven't got a digital camera yet, Kathleen. It's on the list.