Monday, January 19, 2009

Goodbye You Fuck Fucking Fucker



In honor of W's departure tomorrow, I've written a poem. Short live King George!

Goodbye you Fuck Fucking Fucker
Goodbye you worthless asshole
You are the worst leader in the history of man
Except for Hitler maybe
You shall not be missed!
Goodbye you moronic greedy dickhead imbecile
Even your own dad wishes he didn't spawn you
He curses his own loins
Every time you grin like a loutish dolt

Now that you have some time on your hands
You can finally learn to read
Or ruin another oil company
Or go back to drinking and waking up piss-soaked
America doesn't give a shit
As long as you go away
And don't ask me for a contribution
To fund your ass-wanking presidential library either motherfucker!
The answer is NO.

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