Scary Doll of the Month

How would you get any sleep with this Baby Jane Hudson doll in the damn room? Personally, I thought the real Bette Davis was scary enough. She had the beady-wonk eye going on. She also didn't like wire hangers! What did she use, that Chinese plastic shit?

Sometimes, when I am doing the laundry and hanging shirts, I chase the cat and dog around, shouting: No more wire hangers EVER! They really seem to enjoy it.

Correction: A reader was kind (anal) enough to point out that the star-of-yore with the wire-hanger fetish was in fact that big-eyebrowed ho, Joan Crawford, NOT BETTE DAVIS. I REPEAT: NOT BETTE DAVIS. Easy mistake--both fug.






















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