Dead or Alive? Chuck Heston

Answer in the Comments section. And don't even get me started on how the NRA's gone to hell since Chuck was president. And NO, I'm not a fan of the NRA. I'm a damn PETA person. I can't help they call me. The NRA calls my house all the time and traumatizes me for donations. Mr. Sarcastic Bastard is a lifetime member. I get a call probably four times a week, after I've asked the motherfuckers not to call me, but instead to mail anything they want the Mr. to look at.

When Chuck was at the helm, nobody phoned my damn house. Vote for Chuck (or Pedro)! Pedro could run the damn NRA better, and he doesn't even speak good English.