The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Saturday, January 3, 2009
One of the Funniest Things I've Read in a Long Time
i didn't even check out the CL link, but i'm commenting, ok? HELLO. THIS IS A COMMENT FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR COUSIN. (hi Sheila - i don't think we've ever met, but Sarc. Bast. talks about you so much that we may as well have - congratulations on the nuptials!) by the way, thanks for ripping off my "THE MOST (adjective) (noun) EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EVER" line, even though you fucked around with it! thhbbbpppft.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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i didn't even check out the CL link, but i'm commenting, ok? HELLO. THIS IS A COMMENT FROM SOMEONE WHO IS NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR COUSIN. (hi Sheila - i don't think we've ever met, but Sarc. Bast. talks about you so much that we may as well have - congratulations on the nuptials!) by the way, thanks for ripping off my "THE MOST (adjective) (noun) EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD EVER" line, even though you fucked around with it! thhbbbpppft.
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