The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Shit-for-Brains Imbecile of the Day
It's that BIG FAT SWEATY CRACKHEAD, Rush Limbaugh! Can you imagine having to kiss this big fat-ass piece of lard? Listening to him talk would be worse though.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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