Survey Says. . .

A really cool friend of mine, who like SB, has no life (his words, not mine) sent this to me to fill out yesterday. SB loves surveys!

1. What is your occupation right now? blogger/writer/editor

2. What color are your socks right now? black

3. What are you listening to right now? fuckers talking about lunch

4. What was the last thing that you ate? Bubblegum—I try not to swallow, but I can’t help it.

5. Can you drive a stick shift? yessiree

6. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? the husband

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? yessiree

8. How old are you today? not fucking telling

9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? UGA football

10. What is your favorite drink? red wine

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? countless times

12. Favorite food? Donato’s pizza

13. What is the last movie you watched? Napoleon Dynamite

14. Favorite day of the year? St. Patrick’s Day

15. How do you vent anger? my blog

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? my Cher doll

17. What is your favorite season? Summer!

18. Cherries or Blueberries? cherries

19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? I don’t give a fuck.

23. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday, when I saw how bad my old flame, Jan Michael Vincent, looks.

24. What is on the floor of your closet? shoes

26. What did you do last night? watched Nancy Grace

27. What are you most afraid of? the CANCER

29. Favorite dog breed? bulldog

30. Favorite day of the week? Sunday

31. How many states have you lived in? Three—Georgia, New York, Ohio

32. Diamonds or pearls? Cubic Zirconia

33. What is your favorite flower? sunflower

34. Your favorite book? Infinite Jest, by David Foster Wallace

35. If you won the lotto, what would be the first three things you
would do? quit my job, move to Savannah, buy an expensive bottle of wine

37. If you could be anything in the world you wanted, what would you
be? FAMOUS!

38. If you could have any superpower what would it be? The ability to drink a swimming pool of wine with no hangover. SUPER LIVER!

39. Where is your favorite place you have vacationed? Savannah, GA

40. If you had one thing to change in your life what would it be? I’d like to have a better chin.

41. Favorite item of clothing to wear? Levi’s, Converse

42. If you could be anyone else, who would it be? St. Angie Jolie

43. What is your favorite CD? Anything by Rufus Wainwright. I can’t name a specific favorite.

44. What do you do to pull yourself up when you're feeling down? drink A LOT

45. What does being spiritual mean to you? I don’t believe I have a soul.

46. What is the biggest change you plan to make this year? my underwear

47.If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? a tree in the yard of a hippie who hugs trees a lot

48. Go out to eat or home cooked? OUT, OUT!

49. What is your biggest pet peeve? Evangelical Christians who think they know God’s plan

Thanks, Tom!