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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
The Founder of the Neighborhood Watch Program
It's Gladys Kravitz, bitch! Remember that nosy ho?
I keep an eye on my neighborhood, too. I want to know what's going on, in case one of my neighbors needs some help.
Okay, so I lied--I'm just a nosy bitch, and I like spying on people. I'm too damn lazy to help anyone.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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