The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Sarcastic Idol: Grandpa from Little Miss Sunshine
Grandpa: So, pull the truck over! You're not gonna shut me up! FUCK YOU! I can say what I want!
Sarcastic Bastard wants to be just like Grandpa when she gets old. Wait, I already am--except for the heroin addiction. Some things you gotta save for old age so you'll have something to look forward to.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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