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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
The Joaqster Is a Grouchy Bitch
You've probably already seen this, but I just love to watch Joaquin get huffy! We are so much alike, we are practically THE SAME GROUCHY PERSON! Okay, I was having a Stalker Ed moment there. I'm over it now.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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