The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Your post totally cracked me up. Your blog provides more than a smile a day. Are you sure I'm not married to you?
I am pretty sure I am not married to you, but I could be an amnesiac Mormon. I also don't have any kids that I know about.
Thanks for reading!
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