The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, December 14, 2009
A Conversation
T.: Uhm, I like your hair. Did you do something different to it? It looks really nice.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Heh-heh. Yeah! Why is T looking at you anyway?
But really- your hair DOES look good today. I was thinking that earlier.
Actually I think T. might have a crush on me. Men always like surly women.
Laugh.
I think T was giving you a compliment. Why you gotta be so sour with him?
I feel out of the loop... I donno who T is.
Curls are fun!
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